Wait, what.

jakefogelnest:

RIP

My dad looks like Jams Gandolfini. Strangers see it more than we do. An elderly couple asked him for directions once. When he was done pointing them to where they needed to go, the woman said he looked like James. “I’m his brother,” my Dad lied, because he likes to fuck with people just like me. The woman was happy beyond belief. He battled for a parking space once with a guy in a truck. “OK, JAMES GANDOLFINI,” the guy shouted in anger, thinking he was insulting my father. But my father’s favorite story was when he went through a McDonald’s drive thru and just asked for a cup of ice. The woman looked at him and said “normally it’s 50 cents, but you look like Tony Soprano so Imma give it to you for free.” My Dad will probably tell you that story without prompt if you ever meet him. RIP James Gandolfini. I’ve seen literally zero of anything you’ve ever been in, but you sure made my Dad happy.

GREAT, I like the new Miley Cyrus song and also I don’t know if I want to bang her or be her. JUST GREAT. AS IF I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH TODAY. 

animatedtext:

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Our keg is up and flowing and we have an offer for $1 beers across the street. It’s a beautiful day.

billeager:

toasterspasm:

The Pudu: World’s smallest deer.
They live in bamboo thickets to hide from predators, and can weigh up to 12 kilograms (26 pounds).

give it to me

I thought the Leaf Deer was the world’s smallest deer. My world is falling apart and getting more cute.

cat:

Just had my first citibike ride. I miss riding bikes so much. Also I pocket dialed caragh and all she heard was “ow my fucking butt!” HAHA

Best LOL of June 2013 thus far.