Around this time last year I was very drunk at a party and wore someone’s Google Glass and couldn’t figure out how to see pictures until someone told me that the Wink feature to take pictures wasn’t enabled and I had just been winking at people for 45 minutes for no reason. 

Also around this time last year I got kicked out of Hallowmeme while dressed as Doge and because I had been watching a lot of crime documentaries I thought I was a lawyer and didn’t have to pay my bill because “you want to kick me out because I might be over 21 but you want me to sign a piece of paper acknowledging you sold me substances illegal to someone under 21?” But guess what, I didn’t get out of paying my giant tab  because I was good at acting like a lawyer. It’s because I was a very drunk person wearing dog ears trying not to cry! 

PS, last year pretty much ruined drinking for me.

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ourhappybaby:

Apparently Charlotte is a big fan of the Colbert Report. Thanks for the video auntie hotdogsfortina !

auntjohn
Growing up, my aunts, uncles and grandmother called me Caragh Jean Castleberry. When I was entering Kindergarten and found out my middle name was Lorraine, I told my father he was wrong — it was Jean. He corrected me and then I corrected him and started to cry because I was so angry he didn’t believe me.
Anyway, just googled it. Apparently Florence Jean Castleberry is from Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. 

Growing up, my aunts, uncles and grandmother called me Caragh Jean Castleberry. When I was entering Kindergarten and found out my middle name was Lorraine, I told my father he was wrong — it was Jean. He corrected me and then I corrected him and started to cry because I was so angry he didn’t believe me.

Anyway, just googled it. Apparently Florence Jean Castleberry is from Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.