I just had the first real petting session with the new cat. He’s still scared to high heavens of me, but he can’t resist coming near me when I have food and THEN he can’t resist how good the petting feels. He leans into it, and then meows, and runs away, comes back, repeat.

The whole magic vanishes when the food is gone and he retreats into one of his hiding spots.

This isn’t a cat blog now guys. It’s a former feral cat blog. It’s much different.

Teen Mom 2

  • Me: Do Jenelle used to do heroin, but now she's pregnant and with the boyfriend who is going to jail because they got into a huge fight. But her charges got dropped. She just asked him how he felt about his upcoming jail sentence and he told her that it's better than an 18 month probation! Because that's what she has! She's still marr --
  • Turner: Is this how you feel when I talk about Magic cards?
Thank you, ucbcomedy, as I’m assuming this means that you agree I have good jokes, fun words, will now have free access to any of your shows and also somehow you have the power to make all of the guys at those shows flirt with me in a real gentlemeny way that shows respect but also is about paying for my booze. 

Thank you, ucbcomedy, as I’m assuming this means that you agree I have good jokes, fun words, will now have free access to any of your shows and also somehow you have the power to make all of the guys at those shows flirt with me in a real gentlemeny way that shows respect but also is about paying for my booze. 

andersn

oh my god.