February 2012
“How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...”
– Kanye West (via joshishollywood)
“I LOVE COLORS, LIKE TEAL AND TAUPE AND SALMON” - KANYE WEST, LISTING COLORS
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15 Year Old Strangles, Cuts, Stabs 9 Year Old... →
“I strangled them and slit their throat and stabbed them now they’re dead,” Bustamante wrote in her diary, which was read in court by a handwriting expert. “I don’t know how to feel atm. It was ahmazing. As soon as you get over the ‘ohmygawd I can’t do this’ feeling, it’s pretty enjoyable. I’m kinda nervous and shaky though right now....
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The Ten Best Dickens Names
richardrushfield:
1. Sir Wackford Squeers
2. Dick Swiveller 3. Lord Mulberry Hawk
4. Miss Ninetta Crummles, The Infant Phenomenon
5. Ebenezer Scrooge
6. Mrs. MacStinger
7. Alfred Jingle 8. Cleopatra Skewton 9. Uriah Heep
10. Mr. Pumblechook
I’m reading Hard Times right now and had to stop reading just to appreciate the name of The M’Choakumchild school. And I got really...
Do you guys ever lift up your chin a bit, hold on to your windpipe or throat or whatever, and move it back and forth inside the skin and feel it click back and forth as something grinds against something and then do you guys kill yourselves because you can’t handle how awful that is?
Anonymous asked: I remember reading a post once where you said you cried in your car every day for a long time (or something like that.) I think I'm going through a similar stage in my life. How did you come out of it? Or did you?
fromkathewithlove asked: Caragh, I have this thing that happens to me, and it's weird: when I talk to strangers, I can usually have easy, effortless conversations. When I talk to my closer acquaintances, however, I clam up and feel like the most awkward idiot in da world. What gives? Does this ever happen to you? I know this isn't an advice column and we don't know each other but something tells me you...
Anonymous asked: I think your blog is pretty cool and funny and all that jive. You, whoever you actually are, do a great job of crafting a persona that I enjoy tuning into on a regular basis. All I've got to go on is what you write. Your post (post/17197456842/this-is-probably-dumb-the-question-not-you-but-i) was actually pretty uplifting to me on what's been a sub-okay day. Except the last line--it...
edgar-sux asked: This is probably dumb (the question, not you), but I remember you saying something about giving yourself till you’re 30 with you’re writing. What do you imagine yourself doing if it’s not writing? Or would it always be an on the side thing? I know teaching is always an option, but that just sounds like the worst (except for the summer thing).
Shawty whacha name is? →
It’s been like 7 whole days before I solicited you for your questions/comments and then only answered a couple before I was distracted by pictures of dogs.
Anonymous asked: Are you the one that posted the blog about trying to win the lottery via taking out cash out of your account and Excel-ing the notes' serial numbers? If so, please help me find that entry!
“I say everything, because it’s all bullshit. People take things too...”
– RuPaul
“And sometimes you make me want to run away and snort cocaine off of a homeless...”
– Trying to explain my angst-y teenage feelings to my mother as eloquently as I know how. (via adorablyvulgar)
ERIN IS BACK. ERIN IS BACK. ERIN IS BACK.
This makes me happier than that time I was a high school freshman and had a crush on a high school junior and one day, when I was behind him in...
A man, his motorcycle, and his dying girlfriend. →
sade:
This is perfect “i’m about to get my period” reading material.
:’ )
I read this while “Danny’s Song” was playing and now I can’t stop crying.
Anonymous asked: was ordering my cappuccino this morning + realized donald glover was behind me in line! my immediate thought was I NEED TO TELL CARAGH, which quickly turned into I DON'T KNOW CARAGH AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME, which then manifested into telling you anonymously through the internet. so, i saw your boyfriend ordering coffee this morning and he was looking adorable. the girls working the cafe...
Anonymous asked: "SmIRL" made me LOL.
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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend has severe anxiety (he gets severe panic attacks), and I'm always worried I'm going to trigger an attack or that he'll have one while I'm there and I will have no clue what to do and will make things worse and he'll have to go to the hospital... Do you have any advice for someone unused to anxiety issues dealing with something like that?
Watchasteakandmilkshake:
Joan Rivers got stoned and ate some food. Anderson Cooper made fun of her.
[CNN]
Joan Rivers is not just my main bitch, she’s the main bitch.
Anonymous asked: I started reading your blog because of beans the boring transformer. This started out as something small. so small. Then things got really bad. I watched Smiley Face and started telling the whole world about it. But then I knew it was trouble when I dreamt about you. I dreamt i was you. Thats how I know I read too much. The only way to stop is to reinstall Sims, and we all know how long that...
I entered a grocery stoned, saw peanut butter filled pretzel bites, and left with only salad dressing, soup and quinoa. Sorry, but for a stoned, fat person to walk by anything that is stuffed with fucking peanut butter to get light ceaser salad dressing is like a crack head walking by fresh crack so he can smoke a pixie stick.
I’m sure I’ll be attaching a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
Today has been the kind of day where every 10 minutes I am quite literally forced, by some unknown internal regulator whose only function is to keep me at a constant even-keeled 4 on the anxiety scale, to look up at the ceiling, momentarily stop breathing, and whisper “What. Am. I. Doing.”
“According to Santino’s sister, Santino and Rocco will be buried together.”
– Nick Santino Commits Suicide After Euthanizing Dog : People.com
Do you guys ever notice that all I talk about is anxiety, panic attacks, weed, dogs, murder, rape, suicide, babies and periods? Do you? I feel like my scalp is too tight.
January 2012
Ever smoke for the first time in a couple weeks and then get so high that you make your friends play Portal for you because you have to concentrate on breathing after you’ve suddenly realized that you’ve agreed to a fucking public storytelling event? I just kept picturing me standing up there, everyone judging and hating and not laughing, all of my friends leaving one by one so as to...
