I’m going to drop kick every person I see dressed as The Joker tonight!
I’m so disappointed? Goddammit, false advertising. Wigs are my FAVORITE part of Halloween and NOW IT’S RUINED. I don’t even think I want to wear this.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
I HOPE HE BLEEDS ON ME.
Seriously though, it’s me. i might be meeting Andrew WK. You don’t know how excited I am. And sexcited. I’m that as well.
GUESS WHO MIGHT BE MEETING ANDREW WK!
(hint: not you guys!)
Katt Williams, on child rearing.
What can I say - I respond well to swearing. Can I hire Katt Williams to guide me through life?
Maybe I won’t be Christmas for Halloween. Maybe I will just be a dead thing. I guess. I don’t know.
Today when I was peeing at work I thought of the greatest name for a gay, black male porn star:
I hate how these headphones are only playing music into one ear. My head feels unbalanced. Like one of my shoes is tied tighter than the other. It throws everything off.
Question: Is it funny if I dress like Christmas for Halloween? It’s a lazy cop out, I only have to wear green and red things, maybe some gold. Maybe some ribbons in the hair. I just thought it was a kind of funny idea, but when I tell people their reaction is like this face: