October 2011
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WatchThis teacher breaking up a high school fight with nothing but his poetic words and suave manner is one of the top sexiest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
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You know what, no. No. I HOPE that guy walking by my computer on his way to the bathroom just now saw that I was looking at that Groupon e-mail that offered laser hair removal for 86% off. I HOPE he did.
I have a Chef’s Salad in my purse on purpose and weed in my purse by accident and that’s just the kind of person I am and we’re all going to have to accept it.
Anonymous asked: any other celeb sightigs?
I have been so bummed out since returning home, which is ridiculous. It is so ridiculous. It’s not like I went to some Native American themed retreat where I found myself in the woods of Virginia or visited Monks who taught me the meaning of life through the art of enlightenment, I went on a 4 day vacation full of cheese ball expensive restaurants, alcohol, neon lights and tits.
But it was...
rhiannavictoria asked: I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT MY SCHOOL JUST PLAYED YOURS IN VOLLEYBALL AND ALL I COULD THINK THE WHOLE TIME WAS "OMG THESE GIRLS ATTEND SCHOOLING WITH CARAGH POH THIS IS DRIVING ME WILD"
After 4 fun-fueled, sleep deprived nights in Vegas, I took the red eye home and then went to work.
I am one dumb bitch.
I’m going to bed now.
My supervisor let me take a 20 minute power nap in the kitchen. When she woke me up I had drooled all over the table.
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We still have two more days. This has been the most excessive, gluttonous vacation of my life. I’ve seen so many tits and put money into a man’s pants. He motorboated me. I was wearing one of those bras that turn dem Bs into small Ds so I didn’t even feel it which means it barely even happened which means not even my wispy traces residual Catholicism can make me feel guilty.
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I need to pack before I go to bed tonight, read 30 pages of one book, read two short stories, write 3 small pieces of non fiction, write one single-space page of notes for the short stories.
Instead of doing any of this, I’ve been trying on dresses while listening to Nicki Minaj.
3knuxdeep-deactivated20120103 asked: iDOTimgurDOTcom/6v6xADOTpng I don't even know why I'm still alive. This can't be a way for people to live. I'm sorry.
“Now they’re going to take away my license to be a professional faggot.”
– My Queer Fiction professor, after forgetting the name of the poet he was speaking of.
I am all about any class where the words cock, gender fuck and cunt are thrown around with delight.
HelloGiggles – Unconventional Ways My Las Vegas... →
Things don’t just happen to me. They HAPPEN to me, in capital letters that have been made bold and italicized. Everything is Pearl Harbor all over again, from spilling fingernail polish to almost hitting a squirrel.
Anonymous asked: do you shave your pubes with veet?
“What if I try to nap instead of helping my friends with this project we’re...”
– I thought this tonight and then I laid down on a couch for awhile and watched my friends do work.
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Christine put together a great set of words about... →
This is so on the money that I can’t believe it.
“10 was a bad year, huh?”
– Caragh Poh, suburban white girl who just received money for school, is going to Las Vegas in 3 days and recently bought $60 worth of new hair product after she walked into CVS for “just Veet hair removal cream” because her sensitive skin handles it better than shaving, 9/19/11.
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Watchsharvondaphotog:
Kai’s “controversial” poem. This topic I can definitely relate to as someone who was told in high school that I “act white” because I got straight A’s, and in college, “I thought you were stupid until you spoke” because I’m black. (Had to compress it all crazy to get it to upload to Tumblr. It had to be removed from “other outlets” due to verbal content. But what happens on...
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I’m going to temporarily pay for a premium Spotify account so I can listen to music on my phone on the go for my plane trip to Vegas. Any suggestions for cool music?
I’m also not like those other losers who say “oh, I love all music except country and metal,” but oh, I love all music except country and metal and some folk (I enjoy folk-influenced music though, like...
“I want everybody who knew me before 2007 to die.”
– - keyboardpubes
I told you I love Niki’s blog. He speaks so much truth.
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Bodies hanging from bridge in Mexico are warning... →
AND THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY FOR BEING WORRIED ABOUT THE END RESULT OF MY BLOG BEING MY MURDER.
Anonymous asked: Has anyone in one of your classes recognized you from tumblr? Now with HelloGiggles and all? WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN SAY
Anonymous asked: you've got low self esteem.
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Hairdresser: And you left the sides a little longer
Me: I KNOW. I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THAT WAS WHAT I SAW ON A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH BANGS? I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO SELF DESTRUCTIVE.
Hairdresser: No, I was going to say that was perfect. It frames the face. You're right.
Me: I'm really sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I don't know why I'm like this.
Conversations about my bangs aka Last night when...
Hairdresser: But they look fine.
Me: I just need someone to fix them.
Hairdresser: Do you want them shorter?
Me: I don't think so. No, not really. I just want them like... I just want them fixed.
Hairdresser: I don't think they need to be fixed, sweetie. They look great. They're not crooked, and they have texture. You didn't cut straight across like a lot of home jobs.
Me: Can you please just do something to them so I feel like they're fixed?
Hairdresser: Okay. Sit down. So... do you want them trimmed up?
Me: I don't know. Maybe a little bit. Maybe like, so they aren't hitting my eyelid?
Hairdresser: They're not hitting your eyelid now.
Me: Just do something. Please just do something so I feel okay about my bangs. I don't care if you make two snips, I just will feel so much better knowing a hair dresser finished this.
Anonymous asked: Your screenshot looks suspiciously like my school's...But possibly everyone else's. To solve this (because I will not rest if I think there's a possibility of running into you in the hall), where do you go to school?
