WE’RE GETTING A 5 MONTH OLD KITTEN TOMORROW. PROVIDING HE DOESNT HAVE FELINE AIDS. HE’S FROM THE STREETS OF CONEY ISLAND.
I just downloaded Snapchat again because I should be doing laundry but nah.
Hey, I thought that thing about California being seperated into 6 states was a meme I didn’t get, but it turns out it’s news? I don’t know, I can’t live in a world where at age 8 they (THEY!!!) started to make me dial in area codes (I MEANNNN), at age 18 I had to forget that Pluto was a planet and now you think you’re going to make 6 brand new states out of one old one?
Nuh uh. Not this time. Not in Caragh’s America.
I’m completely home alone, aside from a cat that is on the couch with me, and the toilet flushed by itself.
There was a noise that I thought was another apartment turning on their shower. Then it got louder. I looked at the cat because I tell myself that cats and dogs can detect paranormal activity even though I only believe in paranormal activity when I’m alone and she also definitely heard it, and was also definitely on alert.
I ran up and then stared, as my toilet finished flushing. By itself. There is nothing near the handle.
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation