Hey guys, this is an article about my very good friend’s aunt’s grandson.

Danny Nickerson is sick, and there is a very slim chance that he will be getting better. His parents thought it would be cool if everyone could help him celebrate his upcoming 6th birthday by sending him a letter or postcard.

His birthday is July 25, so you still have time to pick up something to mail him:

Danny Nickerson
P.O. Box 212
Foxboro, MA 02035

Hey, I thought that thing about California being seperated into 6 states was a meme I didn’t get, but it turns out it’s news? I don’t know, I can’t live in a world where at age 8 they (THEY!!!) started to make me dial in area codes (I MEANNNN), at age 18 I had to forget that Pluto was a planet and now you think you’re going to make 6 brand new states out of one old one?

Nuh uh. Not this time. Not in Caragh’s America.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m completely home alone, aside from a cat that is on the couch with me, and the toilet flushed by itself.

There was a noise that I thought was another apartment turning on their shower. Then it got louder. I looked at the cat because I tell myself that cats and dogs can detect paranormal activity even though I only believe in paranormal activity when I’m alone and she also definitely heard it, and was also definitely on alert.

I ran up and then stared, as my toilet finished flushing. By itself. There is nothing near the handle.

jschweiz

jschweiz:

HMU: julia [at] ratter [dot] com

Thank you cpanayides for taking this picture of me on a plane, before we had even taken off, dead asleep with absolutely no make up on because I had only gotten 1.5 hours of rest the night before since you and my boyfriend decided we were going to go to Cancun mere hours before we had to board our flight. 
You fucking cunt. 

Thank you cpanayides for taking this picture of me on a plane, before we had even taken off, dead asleep with absolutely no make up on because I had only gotten 1.5 hours of rest the night before since you and my boyfriend decided we were going to go to Cancun mere hours before we had to board our flight. 

You fucking cunt.