Hi New York friends that I know and are not murderers: I have two tickets for deep sea fishing (lololol) for this Thursday… leaving from the Bronx at 8 AM (lololol) and coming back at 3 PM. They were really expensive and nonrefundable and the person who was supposed to go fell through, so does anyone want to go with me? Tix are paid for already. 

Also in case you were wondering, please never invite me to an open wine bar event because I held it together in front of Aimee from The Leftovers until the very end when I yelled my good bye which was “I HOPE YOU FUCK KEVIN GARVEY THIS SEASON.”

Me and Aimee from The Leftovers. Akilah held a “one moment please” finger up to Nat Wolff from TFIOS so he wouldn’t accidentally photobomb us because these are the kinds of parties we go to now. All of the time. It’s just who we are. One or several female Coppolas went in the room but it was very hard to discern which thin, white brunette was one  of ‘em.

Me and Aimee from The Leftovers. Akilah held a “one moment please” finger up to Nat Wolff from TFIOS so he wouldn’t accidentally photobomb us because these are the kinds of parties we go to now. All of the time. It’s just who we are. One or several female Coppolas went in the room but it was very hard to discern which thin, white brunette was one of ‘em.