Wait, what.
RSS~*~Secret Life of a Bank Teller~*~
- Customer: I'd like a $25 money order.
- Me: Okay, but we have to charge you unless you withdraw it from your account. Would you like to deposit this and then wit--
- Customer: IT CHANGES. IT CHANGES. EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE IT CHANGES. LAST TIME IT WAS FINE. THE TIME BEFORE THAT IT WASN'T. FINE. FINE. I'LL DEPOSIT AND THEN WITHDRAW.
- Me: (silent while I do his transaction, because fuck talking to anyone who was raised to treat people that way over signing his name on two pieces of paper.)
- Customer: Can I take two lollipops?
- Me: ...
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
