Wait, what.
RSS![Imagine that you come across this and there’s inexplicably a television in front of you playing Up on blue-ray and then you look over behind you and there’s John Stamos (or, if you’re a straight man, substitute with… John Stamos [I’m just convinced everyone is attracted to John Stamos]) sitting on the couch with two glasses of wine awaiting.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7pauqzpr71qz7snso1_500.png)
Imagine that you come across this and there’s inexplicably a television in front of you playing Up on blue-ray and then you look over behind you and there’s John Stamos (or, if you’re a straight man, substitute with… John Stamos [I’m just convinced everyone is attracted to John Stamos]) sitting on the couch with two glasses of wine awaiting.
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BAG OF FUCKING PUPPIES.
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a tote. a tote of puppies. so you can tote them around. an llbean tote.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
