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RSSWhat is the precise Jewish to man ratio that you find 'ideal'? Do you think 100% Jewish and 100% man all in one masculine Semitic entity would be like, too much of a good thing?
I would guess that a man of Half-Jew descent is the kind of Jew any woman or man would want. Even if it’s the kind of half that doesn’t count because of clause 14.5 in the Jew Contract that I imagine they have, because I just don’t understand why it works that way anyway. They just must have a contract with God and that’s one of the crazy clauses they didn’t quite read all the way before they signed it.
I guess it depends in what you want. Full Jew gets you Larry David, who we all know is my ideal husband because he hates things so well and takes great pleasure in it, but a halfsie will get you Paul Newman and… I mean… Paul Newman. Can’t beat that.
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