Wait, what.
RSSConversations about my bangs aka Last night when freaking out I forgot that I am an overdramatic, hyperbolic person.
- Hairdresser: But they look fine.
- Me: I just need someone to fix them.
- Hairdresser: Do you want them shorter?
- Me: I don't think so. No, not really. I just want them like... I just want them fixed.
- Hairdresser: I don't think they need to be fixed, sweetie. They look great. They're not crooked, and they have texture. You didn't cut straight across like a lot of home jobs.
- Me: Can you please just do something to them so I feel like they're fixed?
- Hairdresser: Okay. Sit down. So... do you want them trimmed up?
- Me: I don't know. Maybe a little bit. Maybe like, so they aren't hitting my eyelid?
- Hairdresser: They're not hitting your eyelid now.
- Me: Just do something. Please just do something so I feel okay about my bangs. I don't care if you make two snips, I just will feel so much better knowing a hair dresser finished this.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
