Wait, what.
RSSI wanted to write “got banged,” but the act of writing something meant to be an entendre next to a picture of my face makes me wince so much. Because, in person, I would never say such a thing in reference to getting bangs because I’m actually mad prude-ish?However, on the Internet, where I don’t care about manners or being ladylike, I WOULD TOTALLY SAY IT.
I also decided to show you guys the hole in my ceiling where constant black, sludge mold is leaking out. I know how dangerous black mold is, PS. Don’t send me e-mails about it. I know I”m going to die from it. There’s nothing I can do. An entire wall and ceiling needs to be ripped out. At this point I’m sure the whole room needs to be destroyed and rebuilt. But we’re poor, so oh well! Lol!!!!
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kindafabulous said:
U got yo hair did!
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planetstarlight said:
you look way cute ok
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conjugalvisits said:
I would hit it. I’m not even kidding. RELATED: I AM GOING TO BE IN YOUR STATE IN NOVEMBER WE SHOULD MEET?
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lollieeepop said:
one time i said to a co-worker “i got a really bad bang job once…” obviously i meant a HAIRCUT, but they were all, why are you telling me this? the public eye can be very cruel.
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sugartown-jenna said:
Oh no I just realized ive been picturing a different face from hello giggles instead of you. Super weird. Thats not a compliment or a dis.. I just spazed out and had to tell you
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extrafirmhold said:
Instead of saying “you got banged”, typically you would say “you got Trinny and Susannah’d”. Meaning: Two upperclass british bitches made you look “Ten yeeeers yoonger”
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sexusexmachina said:
Confession: I’m a cutter…in that I cut my own bangs, ill-advised, in bursts of anxiety. I’ve convinced myself that ‘demented bangs’ is ‘a look’. But yours are not at all demented and suit you very well. Truly, they’re the platonic form of bangs.
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madisucks said:
Just so you know, black mold isn’t always Black Mold. Just think about that and don’t do any research.
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memorytellsme said:
damn gurl, you BANGin! … sorry for that.
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speekingbeez said:
oh my GOD you’re adorable.
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thisisthe90s said:
dude are you like sick all the time? cover that thing up!
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pennyroyaltee said:
bro, that’s what the pell grant is for
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tkowal said:
vury adorb!
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iamaduck said:
Truthfully and without any sarcasm at all, the bangs look absolutely awesome! You did a spectacular job. Also, you’re adorable.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
