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Sep 16

Has anyone in one of your classes recognized you from tumblr? Now with HelloGiggles and all? WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN SAY

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No, that hasn’t happened, but there have been a couple of occasions recently that involved people knowing about my blog via mutual friends before meeting me.

In one case, I had no idea they knew and allegedly enjoyed my blog. Later, when I was told, I hated myself for like a day because I was so worried that I was accidentally a dick somehow? In another situation, the person brought up my blog and even though I don’t think they read it, I had no idea how to react and stumbled through words like “it’s not something… that should… it’s nothing” and “people make it seem more… than it is… in real life,” which is exactly true, but there are so many words in the English language and I choose to speak like I have brain damage and am dehydrated all at the same time and that makes me so sad sometimes.

I even hate my friends talking about it unless I bring it up! Why?! What is wrong with me? Why do I act like having a blog is like having a secret heroin addiction?

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About Wait, what.

I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie. I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them. I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!

If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.

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