Wait, what.
RSSSomeday I’m going to have a party where I just play this Seymour clip from Futurama, the first 15 minutes of Up, and the scene where Veda is crying over Thomas J’s casket (“He can’t see without his glasses!”) on a loop and then we all sit around and talk about how we never grew up to be who we thought we would be.
Tears for president in 2012.
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therewasalittlegirl said:
I would come to that party. And I would bring Juicy Juice, because it tastes like childhood, which is to say, it tastes like my forgotten dreams.
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sarahmakesyoustronger said:
the first time i saw this epside i sobbed while yelling “WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO ME?” and sometimes I get teary eyed just thinking about it. Oh, and Up and My Girl? Just murder me already.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
