Wait, what.
RSS
I visit Kat Stacks twitter every day because I am absolutely obsessed to the point of no return. The other day she called out her mother, who also has a twitter, for dressing Kat’s toddler son “like a faggot” when she brought him to visit Kat in jail.
Can anyone tell me how one tweets from jail? Like, if you can get free WiFi in jail, I have no problem going to jail. I honestly don’t. Doesn’t jail kind of sound like heaven? Food, Wifi, you have an excuse to not go to parties, and you get to watch what the dregs of society live their life! IT WOULD BE LIKE LOCK UP, 24/7, IN HI-DEF. THE HIGHEST OF DEF.
Anyway, she constantly tweets her prison address, so obviously I’m going to start sending her letters.
-
contrabandim liked this
-
excoriaterec liked this
-
prudevelour7 liked this
-
longhandsuit liked this
-
daphneespinosa reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
-
kateskute liked this
-
serena-is-blank-n-shit liked this
-
thebaucompair liked this
-
dontcallmechauncy liked this
-
jessicamaehendrickson liked this
-
katebow liked this
-
sweetdaydreamss reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
-
6od liked this
-
thisdamnblog reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
-
weshallallbehealed liked this
-
aaamerah liked this
-
ionizeandatomize liked this
-
iwaslivinginadeviltown liked this
-
davidschiller liked this
-
whatgosunsaid liked this
-
thisjelly liked this
-
anonypants liked this
-
asthecarshissbymywindow liked this
-
natalieann liked this
-
cocoapuffs liked this
-
grumpycookie said:
I love the sound of jail. Free food, free gym time, and all the forced sodomy I could ever want.
-
notveryraven liked this
-
mishkabobs liked this
-
mandysaid liked this
-
jss liked this
-
sleeplessinorlando liked this
-
thesecondcumming liked this
-
incurable liked this
-
0802753 reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
-
audiovisualdisco liked this
-
thepo liked this
-
kadehydrated liked this
-
isomorphismes liked this
-
becomingmia liked this
-
whitewineandsprite liked this
-
kathkathkath liked this
-
p2c2e liked this
-
annareed liked this
-
winnr liked this
-
extrafirmhold liked this
-
fauxytroubadour liked this
-
peccatumtacituritatis liked this
-
vodkacourage liked this
-
whydoihaveablog posted this
About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
