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Sep 19
How many times has Ryan Gosling sipped from the cup of Blood of the Innocents? I was going to make a long and drawn out post for this for HelloGiggles, but I can’t even begin to start it because I can’t stop wondering if Drive could be viewed in private booths like those porno booths at the porno store. I’ve never been to a porno store, but once my father accidentally took me there when we were looking for a Halloween costume. He pulled into the parking lot quick because he thought there was a logo of a Halloween costume on the sign, but really it was just a stripper outfit and he had bad eye sight. I was 10 and it was mortifying, like the time I once started to get into a water bumper boat, but my uncle made me take off my glasses and when he opened up my backpack full of stuff, my Looney Tunes underwear fell out right into bumper boat’s pool and the teenage boy attendant looked at them, and I looked at them, and I was still 10 so I ran away and cried until I got back on and pretended that no one had saw my underwear, or tears and god, 10 was a bad year, huh?

How many times has Ryan Gosling sipped from the cup of Blood of the Innocents?

I was going to make a long and drawn out post for this for HelloGiggles, but I can’t even begin to start it because I can’t stop wondering if Drive could be viewed in private booths like those porno booths at the porno store. I’ve never been to a porno store, but once my father accidentally took me there when we were looking for a Halloween costume. He pulled into the parking lot quick because he thought there was a logo of a Halloween costume on the sign, but really it was just a stripper outfit and he had bad eye sight. I was 10 and it was mortifying, like the time I once started to get into a water bumper boat, but my uncle made me take off my glasses and when he opened up my backpack full of stuff, my Looney Tunes underwear fell out right into bumper boat’s pool and the teenage boy attendant looked at them, and I looked at them, and I was still 10 so I ran away and cried until I got back on and pretended that no one had saw my underwear, or tears and god, 10 was a bad year, huh?

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