At my work there is this one husband&wife teambo who are pretty nice and friendly and stuff. Anyway, just found out their 16 year old daughter is friends with my sister. And my sister informs me that this chick queefs on command. In public. She just… queefs. In classrooms. In stores. At sleepovers. And then she’ll laugh.
First of all, that fucking disgusts me. To the core. Bodily functions of any kind are just totally gross to me, but purposely expelling air from your vaginal cavity is just the most disgusting.
The thing is her dad, this guy, he’s a nice guy. Kind of attractive. Kind of neo-nazi looking, though. Like, what I’m trying to say is that he looks like he’ll kiss your cheek and punch your mouth and sometimes I just find that attractive in a man. I don’t know why for sure, but it’s probably because I have low self-esteem.
But when he enters the bank, so much of my entire being is focused on not looking at him and saying, “Your daughter can queef on command and I think you should bring her to the vet and have her put down.”
