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- Would filling this out make me a major d-bag because this is just a stupid personal tumblr?
- If not, what 3 words should I choose?
- God, this question thing is nerve-wracking.
- What if no one answers me?
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vulturepiano answered:
celebrity fantasies, period blood and mischief
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palonka answered:
chrismelonihotness/vagina/steventylerawesomeness/
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mmgg answered:
The first time I browsed the directory and found that your tumblr wasn’t immediately listed under “wisdom” I lost all faith in the internet.
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thehiddentrack answered:
#2: hilarious, observations, satanspawn
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kmnml answered:
try “stoner humor dude” “hilarious existential crises” or “general misanthropy”. I mean this in the most fangirly way.
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burn answered:
NO ONE IS ANSWERING YOU ALL OF YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE COMING TRUE
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nogreatillusion answered:
I filled it out, too, and I pretty much just talk about myself and post pictures of dresses, so…
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fatmanatee answered:
Don’t let the man take you down! Rebel against authority and keep yourself untagged!
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gordonshumway answered:
I think it should involve the words “Christopher” and “Meloni”. Also, I already filled it out, so we can be d-bags together.
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whydoihaveablog posted this
About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
