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Last night this fact made me so angry. 30. Gross. I mean, not for other people. 30 is fine for other people. 30 is young as anything for other people. For other people who are 30, they have their whole life ahead of them. They still have a chance to meet a spouseish situation. They still have a chance to change careers. They have all the time in the world.
When I am 30 I will straight up slit my throat. There is nothing after 30 for me. Not a goddamn thing. Hope and joy itself will leave me the last night I am 29.
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Two truths, no lie. 1. 30 was one of the best years of my life. I hope it is for you, too. 2. You are Kind of A Big...
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Guys. I’ll wake up thirteen more times as a twentysomething. Then—two weeks from today—the number three rolls into place...
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mykol78 reblogged this from whydoihaveablog and added:
still feel like I’m 21 though.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
