Morgan Spurlock-esque
For the next 30 days I will put on a full face of make-up and straighten my hair whenever I go out for a social situation. Or when I go to work.
Maybe like… 15 days. Ok, for the next 15 days I will put on a full face of make-up and straighten my hair that falls past my tits. If my theory of ladies who straighten their hair daily = ladies who have their lives pieced together, then maybe I will start to see some improvement in my life, namely things like NOT-BEING-AN-AWFUL-PERSON and HAVING-SOME-SEMBLENCE-OF-MY-PLACE-IN-THE-UNIVERSE…OR-AT-LEAST-MASSACHUSETTS.
