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May 23
…”puppies are adorable!” Which is certainly the most truthful tagging on any piece of public property. And if I stand for anything, it’s truth. And wit. And Steven Tyler. I can’t describe why spray-painting a water tower was full of so much fun for me. I had a big, cheesy grin the whole time I was writing this. I’ll chalk it up to the fact that I pretty much never did anything like this as a teenager. Later, we walked to a gas station. While I was wearing ballet flats. With no socks. Not only did I get blisters, but the gas station wasn’t opened and by the time I got home I noticed that the soles of my favorite shoes are ruined beyond repair. After what was MAYBE a 2 mile walk, if that. (wtf, shoes? You are made for walking in.) So what I’m trying to say is that I had an AWFUL time and never want to do anything illegal ever again. That’ll learn me. (Later we tried surprising Becca because she came home last night from Franceland! Except some old lady [probs.] called the cops on us because I guess it’s scary to have two people sitting quietly in a car outside of your house. Fucking horror movie status.)

…”puppies are adorable!”

Which is certainly the most truthful tagging on any piece of public property. And if I stand for anything, it’s truth. And wit. And Steven Tyler.

I can’t describe why spray-painting a water tower was full of so much fun for me. I had a big, cheesy grin the whole time I was writing this. I’ll chalk it up to the fact that I pretty much never did anything like this as a teenager.

Later, we walked to a gas station. While I was wearing ballet flats. With no socks. Not only did I get blisters, but the gas station wasn’t opened and by the time I got home I noticed that the soles of my favorite shoes are ruined beyond repair. After what was MAYBE a 2 mile walk, if that. (wtf, shoes? You are made for walking in.) So what I’m trying to say is that I had an AWFUL time and never want to do anything illegal ever again. That’ll learn me.

(Later we tried surprising Becca because she came home last night from Franceland! Except some old lady [probs.] called the cops on us because I guess it’s scary to have two people sitting quietly in a car outside of your house. Fucking horror movie status.)

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