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May 23

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Prince - Kiss.

Because Prince is the only artist one should listen to at 4:54 in the morning when one has to “wake up” for work in an hour and a half.

Prince is a total mystery to me. I know nothing about his back story. I thought he was gay until recently. Like I said, total mystery. Something wikipedia could solve, but I feel like Prince should remain a mystery, you know? Like how Life came to be and also what’s in my that chicken dish I ate for supper, because it probably involves mayonnaise, but if I knew that for sure I would literally vomit all over my mother’s face.

I fell asleep at 8:30 PM, woke up at 12:30 AM and have been awake since. I would like one night this fortnight where I get a solid 8. That’s all I’m asking for.

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About Wait, what.

I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie. I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them. I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!

If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.

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