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May 24

hotguysholdingcutepuppies:

This is some director guy. I forget his name and I’m borderline drunkish so I’m not even going to look it up.
The point is you totally want to bone him and also you want to take that dog for a walk and give him a kong full of peanut butter while the guy gives you a dong full of sex in the next room.
WAIT, WHAT?!
That’s what we’re about. Kongs & Dongs. And by we, I mean me. And by me, I mean I’m sitting in this chair in my pajama pants wondering if I’m going to be hungover tomorrow. I’m guessing no.

All I remember is that he directed some horror movie I’ve never seen before, but it doesn’t matter because that’s kinda pretty hot anyway. Like kinda how like Eli Roth is totally attractive even though he shouldn’t be and I enjoy his movies even though I know that’s totally looked down upon amongst my friends.

I am slowwwwwly falling over right now.

This is some director guy. I forget his name and I’m borderline drunkish so I’m not even going to look it up.

The point is you totally want to bone him and also you want to take that dog for a walk and give him a kong full of peanut butter while the guy gives you a dong full of sex in the next room.

WAIT, WHAT?!

That’s what we’re about. Kongs & Dongs. And by we, I mean me. And by me, I mean I’m sitting in this chair in my pajama pants wondering if I’m going to be hungover tomorrow. I’m guessing no.

All I remember is that he directed some horror movie I’ve never seen before, but it doesn’t matter because that’s kinda pretty hot anyway. Like kinda how like Eli Roth is totally attractive even though he shouldn’t be and I enjoy his movies even though I know that’s totally looked down upon amongst my friends.

I am slowwwwwly falling over right now.

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