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Paper Heart is apparently too sweet and sappy and pro-emotional (Well, I certainly know what I mean by that) for most people.
Normally those things are everything I hate, but fuck. Charlene Yi is the best and I will always enjoy Michael Cera even though he can only play Michael Cera.
I can’t wait go to this movie and feel lonely and then go home and drink some beer and then cry in my shower so I don’t have to deal with wiping the tears off my face! When you cry in the shower, the whole bathtub is full of your tears! It’s a metaphor for LONELINESS.
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saw “Paper Heart” today. And
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Seriously want to see this. Yes, Micheal Cera...one dimensional etc.
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was just talking about...a critic…spOooOOOooky. Please find
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I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
