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This is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life. It makes me sad whenever I read it because I fear that I may never read anything as funny as it ever again. If it doesn’t make you smile, I can’t help you. Nobody can.
This is great, but I just woke up and read “Jack Handey” as Jack Hanna and the entire time I was reading this I was like MAN, I NEVER KNEW, HANNA. EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF WATCHING, NEVER KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
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perfection, in word form.
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just woke up and...“Jack Handey” as Jack Hanna and the entire time
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bobblablaw said:
Pretty darn brilliant. Jack Handey? Damn.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
