I was going to write a post that said “not to be racist, but whenever I see a tiny asian teenage whore, I’m always relieved that I will never disappoint my father as much as she disappointed hers.”
But then I thought about instead writing, and this made me laugh out loud while I was in the middle of peeing, “not to be racist, but black people are the worst!” because that is really and truly fucking hilarious.
But I know that some people wouldn’t “get” it without this entire qualifying post, and so here we are.
This has been a post about me not doing me because I’m worn down.
(to show that I am an equal opportunist, let it be known that these ethnicities can be replaced with any other sort of race or ethnicity except white because we have all of the money and undeserved advantages and most of the purebred dogs.)
