Why doesn’t Anna Faris have her own line of pipes and bongs? The Kardashians have a clothing line, Nicki Minaj has an OPI line and Katy Perry has rubbed her scent all over every material good a celebrity can shill herself for.
Does someone want to make an incredibly girly line of glass pieces with me? There is a huge market here that is barely being tapped into.
I have no artistic ability so you would do all of the work and I would give you feedback like, “(smokes more weed, squints at your efforts) Make it… more pink. And where is the glitter? Did you not get my memo about the glitter?”
It will be great.
