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do people ever say mean things to you on your ask box? i hope not, that would be dumb

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A couple times. When I said something negative about Whoopi Goldberg there was a bunch of anonymous messages full of swears and insults, which is legitimately hilarious. Like, out of all the things I insult, it’s Whoopi that brings out the rabid fans?

Oh, I once said something about “fuck the cancer kids, they can’t even grow their own hair” when I was bitter about chopping off nearly a foot of my own for them. That got reblogged a lot and I was called ugly and I was like “Well, duh.” A bunch of teenagers called me ignorant because according to them I didn’t even know that chemo prevented the ability to grow hair, but really they were ignorant because they don’t know that when your head is so far up your own ass it prevents the ability to get a joke.

Anyway, I’m still bitter over donating my hair. Sometimes late at night I sneak into a child cancer patient’s room and pluck out their last remaining head hairs, just because.