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I would kill the white baby and sell the black one. Thanks to Madonna and Brangelina, black babies yield more money now than ever before.
If you can grow your own to sell I would recommend pulling all of your funds from your portfolio and investing in prenatal vitamins. Grow it so it looks healthy, but not too chubby. White actresses will not tolerate fat babies. Be sure to have them sign the no return policy. Let them know that if they break it, they buy it.
You can get up to 15% more if you can somehow make sure that the eyes go with Chanel’s Spring 2012 collection. Remember — it’s about matching tone not color.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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