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Oct 22

Call me crazy, but I am 100% certain that having an affair with my father’s new friend that he met because their 8 year old sons are on the same football team is the best way to get back at my father after an argument with him.

Pros to this plan:

My father gets angry because I slept with a middle aged man
My father loses the only new friend he has made in 15 years

Cons to this plan:

??? I’M FUELED BY ANGER, I SEE NO NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS.

Next I’ll put sugar in his unsweetened ice tea mix. That’ll really show him. Him and his pre-diabetic body.

Posted 7 months ago

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I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie. I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them. I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!

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