You guys should all tell your editors that your article is going to be a day late because you’re inundated with homework, but then just go to the library and alternate between screaming obscenities in your head about how much fucking work you have to do before you go to bed and posting fanfic about Ray LaMontage.
You guys should all do that because it’s super mature and it really shows off how much of a wordly woman you’ve blossomed into over the years.