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Jun 20
tomoatmeal: As we sat in the bunker awaiting our orders, the other guys and I started comparing the robot war we were in to other wars. “Vietnam would’ve been terrible,” said one of the soldiers. “Yeahhhh…” we said, collectively agreeing. Then another soldier chimed in.  “Yeah, but at least when it rained on the Vietnamese, they didn’t malfunction and go into “rape mode” like the robots we’re fighting.” “Oh yeah, that’s right,” we began saying to one another, pretending to have forgotten how fucking seriously worried we all were about that. I’m worried that I will eventually use Tom Oatmeal, a man with a cookie for a head, a hook for a hand and an idiot for a dog, as a guideline to what an ideal Man should be. This worries me as I assume he is fictional.

tomoatmeal:

As we sat in the bunker awaiting our orders, the other guys and I started comparing the robot war we were in to other wars.

“Vietnam would’ve been terrible,” said one of the soldiers.

“Yeahhhh…” we said, collectively agreeing.

Then another soldier chimed in.  “Yeah, but at least when it rained on the Vietnamese, they didn’t malfunction and go into “rape mode” like the robots we’re fighting.”

“Oh yeah, that’s right,” we began saying to one another, pretending to have forgotten how fucking seriously worried we all were about that.

I’m worried that I will eventually use Tom Oatmeal, a man with a cookie for a head, a hook for a hand and an idiot for a dog, as a guideline to what an ideal Man should be. This worries me as I assume he is fictional.

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