I know I’m trying to be a lot less judgemental lately, but I think there is a clear difference between ladies who wear their hair in a high ponytail and ladies who wear their hair in a low ponytail.
Neither is better or worse, but I will say this:
My sister is of the former group, had a baby at 16 and is currently dating a guy who the family thinks, AND THIS IS NOT A JOKE, we think he is slow. Not mentally retarded, per se, but slow and he refers to himself as Tommy Gunz. It’s his rap name.
I asked her,
“Does Tommy Gunz spell it with a Z?”
“Yea.”
“Oh, thank god. Thank god.”
“Why?”
“it’s just… right. Does he have a band member called Stevie Knives. Oh god, that flows. Stevie Knives. And then a lady rapper comes along and calls herself Charlotte Shivs? Is that going to happen?”
