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YOU GUYS, VAGINAL BARBELLS EXIST.
THEY’RE BARBELLS. FOR YOUR VAGINA.
WHEN YOU’RE LOOSE.
BECAUSE YOU DECIDED HAVING CHILDREN WAS WORTH HAVING A WEAK VAGINA. A VAGINA LIKE WOODY ALLEN.
THIS IS TO MAKE YOUR VAGINA LIKE ARNOLD SCHWERZENEANGERER
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW IT WORKS, I’M JUST TOTALLY UNPREPARED FOR THIS PRODUCT TO EXIST RIGHT NOW. I CAN’T MOVE ON.
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You’re in a Vaginal Stage lately, I see.
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Apparently, you walk around holding it in. *hork*
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i’m just…fjeiwodsacidopakew about this RN.
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right now, all i need in life is to understand why this exists and how it works and what kind of people use it and….i...
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
