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RSSNot a question, but. The kind of employer you want and who will value you will not see you as a 'stoner' but as a very intelligent, extremely funny and clearly responsible person who happens to smoke weed in her spare time. Smart people might even think that's a plus. Just sayin'. Also, there are plenty of these kinds of enlightened employers around, so stop worrying ;)
My entire blog is a resumé for High Times magazine. Why won’t they hire me? Seriously, High Times, don’t you need someone to run a Tumblr for you or something? Do you have that yet? Vogue has one. Newsweek has one. GQ, Vanity Fair, Entertainment Weekly, The Economist.
Just hire me. Oh my god. I would do such a good job. I mean, well… I’d do an okay job.
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rebeccalando said:
fun fact, my boyfriend’s dad has a lifetime achievement award from High Times. It’s - you guessed it - a giant bong. Gold-plated. Or maybe bronze, whatev.
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doginamanger said:
oh god, a high times tumblr would be the most popular thing.
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
