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“I’m not very good at most video games … Hey, you know, this is the longest I’ve ever played a video game that was Mario-based, or Harvest Moon, or The Sims. This is one of three times I’ve played a video game where the eye sight and the body move separately. Wait, I’m looking at the wrong screen. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Wait. Where are you? How do I get there? I don’t understand what the colors mean. What’s the goal? What’s the end goal? What am I working towards? Why is this woman such a bitch? Oh my god. She’s a cunt. I hate her. She’s a fucking cunt, Dan. She makes me hate women. Wait. Wait. Oh my god. How do I stop it from doing that?”
“You don’t press that button.”
“Right.”
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
