Want to win $50?
If you are a smart person, you said “yes, Caragh, I do want to win $50.”
There is a website called nomorerack.com which offers thing on sale. They also offer things for free if you get enough friends to sign up with your referral link.
If 500 friends sign up, you get an iPad 2
If 700 friends sign up, you get a TV.
If 1250 friends sign up, you get an even better TV that will make the first TV feel like he is lesser than, and with a smaller penis.
I want a fuckin’ iPad, you guys.
So if you want to click on this referral link and sign up, you will be entered in a contest that I am making up where I use a random number generator and send a random person $50.
You DO NOT have to give your credit card information to the site.
If you google around for this website, you will find more unpleasant reviews than positive ones. Don’t pay attention to those, because you do not need to give your credit card information. Seriously. You don’t even have to pay attention to the website after you’ve signed up. All you need to do is sign up with my referral link, then e-mail me your name with “I want $50, you dumb idiot” in the subject line to whydoihaveablog@gmail.com, and then maybe you’ll win $50.
Obviously you could lie and say you signed up when you didn’t, but that would be dumb because if not enough people sign up, I’m not giving anyone $50 because, duh.
If I somehow manage to get 1000 for the MacBook, I’ll send you $100. Holy crap, right?!
If $50 or $100 interests you, it might serve you well to reblog this so more people sign up. Also, lolololol, I can’t believe I’m doing this either. Except yes I can. I am very greedy and love material goods.
Recap to potentially win $50:
- Sign up with my motherfucking referral link.
- E-mail whydoihaveablog@gmail.com with your name and the words “I want $50, you dumb idiot” in the subject line
- Masturbate to the thought of being $50 richer.
