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Dexter Episode 504: "Beauty and the Beast"

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By Cara Lorraine

I guess I can’ t go about writing this without talking about Quinn, whose shallow, deep-set cheek bones I recently realized might be why I dislike his face so much. I shouldn’t insult the physical characteristics of a real person just because I dislike a character he is portraying, but on the other hand, he should have better cheek bones, so I think that means we’re even. The Weird-Faced Wonder is still trying to work on his hunch that Dexter is Kyle Butler by attempting to get a positive ID from The Trinity Killer’ s family, who have been relocated to a safe house.

Cara Lorraine feels bad about insulting the face of Quinn, but would feel worse if she didn’t. You may have noticed that the spelling of her name has changed and this is to degooglize her name as she is working with elementary school students for the next few months and can’ t think of a worse time than the parents of her first graders finding out about her Internetting habits.

Okay, so yeah, this is really fucking fucking lame, but I can’t really sit here working on an Elementary Education degree and having my name so Google-able because my parents named me after a lake in Ireland. Granted, it is a real name, but just barely.

I’m like, embarrassed to do something so lame, but I gotsta not have shit like my creative writings on the imagined life I have for Mrs. Coco T connected to my name if I’m going to be observing in an elementary classroom. It’s just not appropriate.

I’m sorry for how obnoxious it is to hack two letters off my name and use my middle name at the end. I really am. Like, gross, Obnoxious, right? Totally. Just… like… ugh. I’m sorry. I’m just trying to do right by the profession! I wouldn’t want to embarrass the school system that’s letting me observe if someone found my blog… and if they googled my name, they would find my blog.

The best plan would be to delete this blog, but lol ya ryt.