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Nov 29
I want something expensive for free and would sell all y’all to the wolves if it meant I can get one. JK, maybe. You guys don’t have to do shit with the website after you sign up. I promise. You sign up with my referral link, you e-mail me with your name, and then if 500 people do it you get a chance to win $50. That’s it.  Nomorerack didn’t ask me to do this. This is me just wanting something I don’t need but have to have. I am offering the chance to win $50 because I think that a 1 in 500 chance to win half a hundo is a pretty good deal for taking less than 3 literal minutes to sign up for a website you can ignore for the rest of your life. I promise I wouldn’t have you guys sign up for anything that was going to collapse you financially or bind your feet like a pretty little 17th century Asian lady.

I want something expensive for free and would sell all y’all to the wolves if it meant I can get one. JK, maybe.

You guys don’t have to do shit with the website after you sign up. I promise. You sign up with my referral link, you e-mail me with your name, and then if 500 people do it you get a chance to win $50. That’s it. 

Nomorerack didn’t ask me to do this. This is me just wanting something I don’t need but have to have.

I am offering the chance to win $50 because I think that a 1 in 500 chance to win half a hundo is a pretty good deal for taking less than 3 literal minutes to sign up for a website you can ignore for the rest of your life.

I promise I wouldn’t have you guys sign up for anything that was going to collapse you financially or bind your feet like a pretty little 17th century Asian lady.

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