At this point in the game, it would literally be easier for me to legally change my name than try and erase myself from search engines. Jesus Christ.
In the pros and cons list I have made regarding switching my major, I have under pro “can’t be a teacher anyway if my students google me and find out I once won free underwear in a contest for Hanes.”
On the other hand, if I end up a psychology major, that will certify and stamp my Crazy. We all know psychology majors have issues coming outta every orifice.
