Rachael Leigh Cook Slams Celeb Airbrushing

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Oct 23

Rachael Leigh Cook Slams Celeb Airbrushing

I didn’t even make it to the second paragraph, because come on. This article should read:

Extremely attractive woman Rachael Leigh Cook slams the popular practice of celebrity airbrushing, insisting “It really bums me the frig out when uggos can be made to look as pretty as me.”

Celebrity touch ups and digitizing has effected all forms of media in today’s beauty driven culture, allowing women such as Sarah Jessica Parker and Joan Cusack to become prominent in the their field, despite their facial disfigurements.

“I don’t get why them bitches are getting jobs when I stand here before you with my perky breasts and cute nose and you only know me as that chick who starred in a movie with Freddie Prinze, Jr, back when he was a thing that happened. Where are my cigarettes? Where? You- ooh, thanks. You got a light?”

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