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Oct 27

If you follow this blog on tumblr, then this post is boring and meaningless to you and you can ignore it.

If you just read this right from my blog, maybe you would possibly want to know that the URL will change to probablycara.tumblr.com in a day or two.

This is a lie because we all know my name is definitely not cara, but my birth name is mad googleable. You know what I’m doing when I get the chance? Making multiple fake myspace, linked in, google profiles, etc all with pictures of black or asian girls with my name next to their faces. Just women who are obviously not me so no one can fire me for writing about Kid Cudi on the Internet. I can just blame it on the made up Cape Verdean.

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About Wait, what.

I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie. I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them. I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!

If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.

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