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Whenever I tell people that Steven Seagal has his own line of energy drinks (Cherry Charge and Asian Experience), no one reacts how I would like them to. The day it happens is the day I find my soul mate, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. I mean, really, regardless of species. If a Bonobo really sees the genius in this, then who am I to deny how much we have in common?
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nogreatillusion said:
I like how you chose bonobos. As all good first year psych students know, they have sex for pleasure and in a variety of positions!
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chineseripoff reblogged this from deathfromabove1878 and added:
that is the awesome that is 99 cent store
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neat-o said:
…asian…experience?
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WOW, just wow. i want them.
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urfrndsvnnh said:
CHERRY CHARRRRRRGGGE! I HAVE TASTED THIS! I HAVE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!
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psychotropicpolitics said:
NO ONE EVER REACTS THE RIGHT WAY WHEN I TALK ABOUT THIS EITHER. I drank it once at a Big Lots. It was gross.
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tongueandtwolegs said:
this is almost as good as when i found out antonio banderas has his own perfume/aftershave line
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notveryraven reblogged this from whydoihaveablog and added:
Experience? Asian Experience
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notveryraven said:
!!!!!!!
ASIAN EXPERIENCE
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About Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
