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Bloody nose. Bloody fucking nose. I got a bloody nose as soon as I hit enter on that last post. I could not make this up.

HIlarious. This whole thing. My whole fucking life is hilarious. It’s the best joke. Do you know what I get at the end of this? After going to all this school and doing all this work and suffering through double conjunctivitus WHILE I have a chest cold WHILE I’m bleeding from my nose is DEATH. I GET TO DIE AT THE END OF THIS.

Fucking hilarious. PROPS 2 U, UNIVERSE.