Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
E-Mail, Ask
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Oh, you’ve got to be a hustler if you want to get on
Principles can only hold you back
The only women makin’ it are women who are shakin’ it
They’re faking all their morals on the mat
It’s an act, it’s a fact
You’ve got to be a hustler if you want to make a name
Bein’ good can only get you hurt
Chastity and virtue never brought a woman fame
And men will always crave a cunning flirt
Principles can only hold you back
The only women makin’ it are women who are shakin’ it
They’re faking all their morals on the mat
It’s an act, it’s a fact
You’ve got to be a hustler if you want to make a name
Bein’ good can only get you hurt
Chastity and virtue never brought a woman fame
And men will always crave a cunning flirt
Sue Wilkinson’s You’ve Got To Be A Hustler (via celinedionsbff)
I’ve listened to this music video three times now. Good night. (Just kidding! I just woke up from the most ill-timed nap! It’s 11 at night!)
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That was beyond amazing. Why didn’t we watch that in 20th century art while talking about “The Dinner Party”?
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