Wait, what.
I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.
I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them.
I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!
If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.
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Anonymous Asks:
So, because I read your blog all the time, I've become a bit deranged and now feel like your concerns are my concerns. So when I do things, like try a new type of facewash for my acne, I take a moment and think things like "I wonder if Caragh has tried this, I wonder if its worked for her?" So if you accomplish nothing else in life, take comfort in knowing that some random pimple faced teen in New Zealand is thinking of your skin problems.
whydoihaveablog Said:
I’ve been ingesting 500 mg of tetracycline twice a day, as prescribed by my doctor, Dr. Amazon Prime. (Get it?! Because I’ve been buying fish antibiotics off of Amazon for my acne! It’s the same antibiotic I was taking as a teenager, except now it probably has beetle legs in it because the health codes are more lax for antibiotics meant for aquariums!)
