Wait, what.

I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie. I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them. I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!



If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.

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My license plate is, hypothetically for the sake of privacy, 35L P62.

About a year ago I was driving behind a car that looked similar to mine — 10 or 15 years old, boxy and blue. More importantly their license plate number was 32L P62. Again, for the sake of privacy, that’s not entirely accurate — what’s important is that the license plate number was exactly the same save the second digit — mine a 5, theirs a 2.

I was blown away and hardly believed it. I assumed my bad eye sight got the best of me and I mostly forgot about it.

Yesterday, while walking back to my car from class, I saw it. THE car. With THE license plate. 32L P62. On campus of a school of 9,500 students, they were not only parked in the same lot as I, but a mere 10 cars away.

I was blown away. I still am! It’s the most amazingly boring thing that has ever happened to me! I took a picture of their license plate and then my own so I could bore my friends with this story!

They’re probably my soul mate! Or out to kill me? Between that happening yesterday and the fact that today, after entering the library to do homework to take my mind off of something that is making me feel so nervous that I quite literally feel nauseous, I saw that out of a mere 3 books on the Free Book Exchange shelf, one of them was about the very topic that has been eroding away at my mental health all afternoon. Why! And I’m not fixing that super long sentence, either!

I feel like Jason Schwartzmann’s character in I Heart Huckabees: What am I doing? I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m doing the best that I can. I know that’s all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn’t than nothing in this world makes any sense to me; I’m fucked. Maybe I should quit. Don’t quit. Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don’t fucking quit. Just, I don’t know what the fuck I’m supposed to do anymore. Fucker. Fuck. Shit.

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  1. heyfreedom reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
  2. christinesphosphenes said: I want to say stalk them out, just sort of linger or park close to their car or something just to see who they are
  3. regisphilben said: my mothers license plate is 346 SRT (not really) and theres an exact same car as hers, same color, make and model (in the same town) and their license plate is 364 SRT (not really).But its only two digits, switched in order. weird shit.
  4. meganomalous said: Any functioning person channels Jason Schwartzmann’s character after watching that movie at least five times in their lifetime.
  5. hungryrunner said: Story of my whole damn life.
  6. alydee said: The post right under yours on my dash is from Nevver, with a photo of a woman floating in the pool and it’s called: “Calling it quits.” You’re doing something right.
  7. fireland said: neausus.com is still available
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