Wait, what.

I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie. I write for a hip, cool site over at HelloGiggles because I am a hip, cool person. Just kidding. I don't know why they asked me to write for them. I'm also an LOL tag editor for Tumblr, so that is also a fact about me. You're welcome!



If you're into it, you can start by reading my posts about Mrs. Coco T, pleasure yourself to Super Close-Ups of Christopher Meloni, or really get to the root of how much of a mess I am by reading about Things That Shouldn't Give Me Anxiety, But Do. Or like, whatever. Just do whatever. I don't know how to do blogs. I don't know what you're here for.

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What if instead of living my life and trying really hard to be happy I instead just set myself on fire, but before I did that, I killed all of the world’s puppies because I don’t want anyone else to have happiness if I died after failing at it?

I’m not even depressed. I’m just really sick of putting in effort for anything and also I want to die? 

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  1. pennyroyaltee said: you can come wang in Baltimore, it’s kind of scary but also fun.
  2. mynamesnotwendy reblogged this from whydoihaveablog
  3. skeptictank said: What if you stop trying so hard to be happy? What if being happy isn’t the end game? Maybe all of this trying to feel something that you don’t is too much pressure. Just do you. You’re the only one you have to satisfy.
  4. dnsh said: you didn’t think this through. there will be more puppies.
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  6. andiwa said: but you got a new straightener.
  7. choire said: Seems reasonable.
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  10. skillzmcfly said: All the effort is worth it once in a great while. It’s the little things and you have to learn how to squeeze every bit of happiness out of them while they’re around, to make it last until the next little thing.
  11. blackarmor said: real talk.
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