She issues an xray for my lungs. Oh man. Straight to the x rays. I want to cry. How did I get here? I hope I have enough time to start a meth empire. I go back into the room to wait for my results. I wait. I can hear my doctor discussing Chinese food with other doctors. They want to know if Mee King delivers. They just keep asking and telling each other ‘idk’ and this goes on for another hour and I distinctly remember hearing my doctor ask ‘what is Lo Mein?” …yikes. Some 7 year olds know what Lo Mein is, doctor, how are you not on top of basic noodle knowledge?
Let’s all hope and pray that Chris suffers from minor illnesses that bring him to the doctor once a week for the rest of his life, because we’re all prospering from the blog posts he writes about them.