Ways in Which I’m Not Annoying Anyone at All During this Trip
To everyone when I found out Kourtney Kardashian’s baby was born:
“Are you really excited that Kourtney Kardashian’s baby was born?”
Every time someone is channel surfing:
“What about the E! Network? I think Kourtney Kardashian’s baby’s new show is on.”
When someone couldn’t recall their password:
“Was it Kourtney Kardashian’s baby’s name? Did you make your password Kourtney Kardashian’s baby’s name? It’s Penelope.”
When I felt my very important opinions weren’t being heard:
“if I write a 2 page paper on why The Kardashians are a mirror to American society, will you read it? Because I feel like I’m not being heard right now.”
