You know you don't really post a ton of pictures of yourself and you talk about having low self esteem occasionally so I didn't really have a clear picture in my head of what you looked like. I was watching the videos of you showing off your rash (of all things) I was struck by how pretty you are.
No, see, what happened was that the rash was so aesthetically disgusting that it made everything around it appear ten times more attractive. What you saw was a skewed version of my appearance. I bet the hotel walls looked pretty, too, but nope! It was just my rash!