Wait, what.

I’m really sorry that my trip to Israel sounds like it sucks for you, Internet Stranger. That must be really terrible for you that I haven’t been posting my every action while writing about how I’ve had the most amazing, unusual time these past three weeks. I guess maybe it’s just hard for you to get past what I choose to write about and not write about because of all the dicks in your mouth. Like, all of those herpes ridden dicks in your mouth just must make everything a lot harder for you, including reading this blog. I can’t imagine what it’s like. On account of the dicks, I mean. Xoxo.